Re: Friday 13th - Let There Be Carnage
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2021 12:01 pm
Friday 13th. A drive with long history in the Club
Now I know why, as it was literally THE most crazy drive I have ever participated in. Also one of the most fun I must admit.
Already the lineup of Newbies (victims?), Support and Marshals indicated this will be a drive like no other, the Telegram chatter only upped the pressure. At some point I was thinking if I should maybe buy some extra insurance for the car in case something happens
Or reinforce the underbody. Or buy bedlock rims
Or whatever.
On the day itself @alshamsi_m gave us a short and simple briefing to what turned out was quite a complex logistical exercise for the convoy (basically, try to keep up, Newbies bypass the stucks, if you are stuck (and you will get stuck) you will get help⦠eventually
) ā all this with some 30 cars on in the convoy. And off we went.
Already after the first 2 or 3 minutes the radio literally exploded. It was like a real war, with only grenade explosions or series of shots from machine guns missing. Iām stuck / second try / can I move / where is the track / can someone help me / donāt go there. Carnage
Despite all that (and as promised/designed) @alshamsi_m continued his quest of trying to beat the whole desert (and Newbies) into submission. Sharp crest, turn, ditch, bowl, bush, ascent, descent, it did not matter. He relentlessly went through anyways, and behind him his army
, with the unlucky ones being helped by the "medical" team
And there was quite a bit of help required, so the promise ā delivered!
After more than 2 hours of driving, with no real casualties we sat down in a beautiful area to
down, chat and enjoy the time together.
I enjoyed the bumpy rollercoaster A LOT (my car probably less so, but I the end nothing gave up), with the path feeling like either a straight line through a desert (at speed), or sometimes ā to spice things up ā our Dear Leaderās take on āletās take the most difficult path we can think of from hereā. The track required constant 100% focus, the moments when I lost my guard immediately resulted in second tries (a few), or a stuck (must admit there were 3, so thank you @Rashidjass , @Scorpio and @Jasper for your help!, plus once or twice I self-recovered). But it was also a pure joy to ride ā beating technical terrain being equally rewarding as the fast safari-style driving.
Learnings (and there is always more to learn):
- Starting the soft-sand ascent with low initial speed is a guaranteed fail. Best to come up with a different path to gain more speed early.
- āOvertakingā a stuck car and rejoining the convoy in a technical area is not as easy as it sounds
(particularly if the rest of the convoy follows)
- Sometimes itās just you and your car with no assistance ā and given the extensive training we got from the Marshals we Newbies can do it!
- Never lose focus in a technical area
Overall we drove for 2.5h and covered 22km.
Already the lineup of Newbies (victims?), Support and Marshals indicated this will be a drive like no other, the Telegram chatter only upped the pressure. At some point I was thinking if I should maybe buy some extra insurance for the car in case something happens
On the day itself @alshamsi_m gave us a short and simple briefing to what turned out was quite a complex logistical exercise for the convoy (basically, try to keep up, Newbies bypass the stucks, if you are stuck (and you will get stuck) you will get help⦠eventually
Already after the first 2 or 3 minutes the radio literally exploded. It was like a real war, with only grenade explosions or series of shots from machine guns missing. Iām stuck / second try / can I move / where is the track / can someone help me / donāt go there. Carnage
Despite all that (and as promised/designed) @alshamsi_m continued his quest of trying to beat the whole desert (and Newbies) into submission. Sharp crest, turn, ditch, bowl, bush, ascent, descent, it did not matter. He relentlessly went through anyways, and behind him his army
After more than 2 hours of driving, with no real casualties we sat down in a beautiful area to

I enjoyed the bumpy rollercoaster A LOT (my car probably less so, but I the end nothing gave up), with the path feeling like either a straight line through a desert (at speed), or sometimes ā to spice things up ā our Dear Leaderās take on āletās take the most difficult path we can think of from hereā. The track required constant 100% focus, the moments when I lost my guard immediately resulted in second tries (a few), or a stuck (must admit there were 3, so thank you @Rashidjass , @Scorpio and @Jasper for your help!, plus once or twice I self-recovered). But it was also a pure joy to ride ā beating technical terrain being equally rewarding as the fast safari-style driving.
Learnings (and there is always more to learn):
- Starting the soft-sand ascent with low initial speed is a guaranteed fail. Best to come up with a different path to gain more speed early.
- āOvertakingā a stuck car and rejoining the convoy in a technical area is not as easy as it sounds
- Sometimes itās just you and your car with no assistance ā and given the extensive training we got from the Marshals we Newbies can do it!
- Never lose focus in a technical area
Overall we drove for 2.5h and covered 22km.